What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
we really need to sleep more on this site
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Hi I'm Julie, I'm 16. I'm not entirely sure what i'm supposed to put here because everyone puts different shit so I'm just going to type some random words and hope no one reads this. Response. Measurement. Charitable. Hierarchy. Amid. Polypeptide. Yeah that should just about do it. Oh and also wanker, just because it's fun to say.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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sirius black? i think you mean sirius african american
african european you dumb racist shit
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protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
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Some rap is so close to being poetry but it’s just never quite there, it’s like processed cheese, kind of looks like cheese tastes like cheese smells like cheese but deep down you know it isn’t worthy of the name ‘cheese’. Also all the bitches and hoes and admiration of various booties doesn’t really help the cause.
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So close.
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
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radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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